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If You Talk This Way, You Can Kiss Sex Goodbye

Do people actually think this method works or…?

Evelyn Martinez
5 min readAug 29, 2022

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Okay, so, I’m still trying to figure this one out. People have a habit of surprising me daily and this one left me with a bunch of question marks.

I met Jay last October. We worked together at the same theme park for the haunted season, I helped him out getting the role he wanted. In turn if I needed something in passing, he’d offer. It was a pleasant, mutual relationship.

Jay had also been there for me when I really needed someone to help me out, so of course, when he texted and asked, “can I ask you a personal question?” I didn’t think to say anything else, but: “for sure, shoot.”

And I certainly didn’t think the conversation would turn into what it did, though I had an idea. I’m not stupid, but I was right.

The next text from Jay said: “When was the last time you had sex?”

Okay. Pretty blunt, but nothing I haven’t heard before. A part of me was even intrigued a little. I’m not sure why, but why not? He’s kind of cute in a weird, kinetic energy kind of way. We got along well. His dog loved him (always a plus).

“When I was still married. I’m not entirely sure. I don’t think about it much anymore,” I answered back.

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Evelyn Martinez
Evelyn Martinez

Written by Evelyn Martinez

Eviemwrites on Tiktok. Former blackjack dealer. Reader beware — you’re in for a scare!-R.L. Stine.

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